head_cheese (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} head_cheese) wrote,@ 2007-01-19 19:40:00 |
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linguistic resolutions
I hereby resolve to use the following phrases:
In detailing the attractiveness of a perspective mate to my compatriots, I shall henceforth refer to said female as a "total babe."
When questioned by an acquaintance as to their visual appearance, I shall henceforth declare that they "look like a champ."
I hereby resolve to use the following phrases:
In detailing the attractiveness of a perspective mate to my compatriots, I shall henceforth refer to said female as a "total babe."
When questioned by an acquaintance as to their visual appearance, I shall henceforth declare that they "look like a champ."
